Story #2

God fucked the universe. God fucked Satan. God fucked Adam. God fucked Lillith. Lillith fucked Adam. Adam tried to fuck Lillith but she wouldn't let him. Adam fucked God. God fucked Lillith, then fucked Eve. Adam fucked Eve. Satan fucked Eve. Eve fucked Satan. Eve fucked Adam. Adam fucked Satan. Adam and Eve fucked God. God got pissed off and fucked everybody until Jesus showed up... but that's a story for another time.