Story #92

The kids exited the schoolhouse and stood in the lawn out front. They were waiting for the total solar eclipse to occur. Way up above, the Moon was casually walking by the Sun. "Hey Sun," said the Moon, "Whatcha doing?" The Sun said, "Hey, Moon. I'm watching the Earth." The Moon stood between the Sun and the Earth. "Oh yeah? Is it any good?" The Sun became irate. "Get outta the way! I can't see shit now." The Moon stumbled to move and accidentally crashed into the Earth, destroying it. "Oops," the Moon said and apologized profusely to a stunned Sun.