Story #100

"ELEPHANTS LAND ON MARS" read the headline. They beat us to it. Fuckers. Now the oversized anteaters are sending back pompous photos of them making tracks in the red sand and shaking hands with the Martians. Pricks. "Something's got to be done about these greybacks," some of the less tolerant elderly called out. I may not be a specist, but on a certain prideful level I have to agree with them. We can't let this stand. I hear the Hippos already have their sights set on Venus. We have to organize soon or we could lose the evolution game completely.