Story #96

"Gilbert," Phoenix said, "I think you've had enough for this decade." "Nom nom nom," said Gilbert, gobbling up another family of Mormons. Phoenix was exasperated and looked at Arizona. "You're his father, say something." But Arizona was busy laying illegal immigrant traps throughout their house. Phoenix sighed. She could already see her son growing up into another fat bastard like her child Mesa. The other kids were no better. Tempe was a college drunk, twins Scottsdale and Glendale were always socializing and Peoria, she never listened to anyone anymore. "Maybe it's time for an earthquake," Phoenix said, "Maybe shake things up a bit."