Story #63

When will it be Tito's day? Why, on Tito's Day of course! Finally, he will get his due. Parades and processions, awards and dinners. And on the night of this momentous occasion, when everybody assembles outside city hall to watch the Mayor of Musicville give Tito the keys to a semi-livable studio apartment in the inner city, the people will shout, "Who the fuck is Tito and why does he get a day?". Inevitably, somebody will respond, "I think he was in ABBA." and all will be well in the universe. All will be well on Tito's Day.