Story #81

They wore 'Save the Mosquitos' t-shirts because they were West Nile virus fetishists. They weren't painting white roses red. They weren't painting red dresses black. They had cans of blue spray paint so they could continue to see the sky at night. "Stars are overrated," a spokesperson for their group told media outlets. When asked what their political motivations were, the spokesperson replied, "When I die, I'll live in decomposition six feet under the ground. Why? Where will you go?"