Story #14

Silly Jerome spent his days on top of tall buildings. He danced from sunrise-to-set. The people down on the streets worried Silly would fall, so they erected a giant net suspended 50 feet off the ground covering the entire city. The next day Silly Jerome looked all around him in dismay. "There is no more fun in dancing on roofs," he shouted down at the people. "You have ruined it for everyone. How shall we ever die if you keep trying to stop us!" The people looked up just in time to see Silly Jerome put a gun to his head and fire.