Story #94

The government just announced it's gay. Most of its citizens suspected as much, but I still found the news slightly odd. "Honestly," I told the government, "I already knew you enjoy fucking other governments, but I think deep down you're bi." The government got pretty upset with this remark. It started railing on about how I'm not a true friend and only a bigot would say such things. I held its hand. "Don't worry, I still love you. Even if you don't like fucking people anymore." That calmed the government down, but I could still see the lingering resentment in its eyes.