Story #49

Our god is the most awesomest god was the cry of the people. "Whose god," the skeptics asked. But no one listens to skeptics, they can't even shit anymore without questioning the benefit/futility of such an action. Oh, it's true, that god is certainly the most awesome. I mean, they said it after all, how could someone say something that wasn't? So come on, people! Let's pat each others backs and dance. All in the name of the most awesomest and greatest ever. "Have you heard the news," said one, "this god is the tits!" I have to admit, he's on to something.