Story #64

Satan has a thing for Lucky Charms. Bowl after bowl are consumed in the molten pits of Hell. General Mills was having a hard time keeping up with the unholy demand. They tried having priests bless the cereal, but the devil just soaked them in the blood of virgins to counteract the spell. Eventually they had to start including crosses in with the hearts, stars, clovers...etc. Now Satan has to have his minions pick them out before he can eat. At least this has slowed down his purchasing trends.