Story #56

Boo. I scared you, didn't I? Have you called your mother today? Have you called your mother today? I killed mine. Such a pain. Her, not the killing. Killing her was the easiest decision I ever made. Much easier than when I decided to kill God. God was such a little baby when he went too. All that begging and screaming. Shit, you'd think a deity would have more pride than that. Oh goody, here comes my forgetfulness... There. No more worrying, no more thinking. Gosh, it sure gets boring here in limbo. Oh well.