Story #33

The protest parade was in full swing. The four legged duck led the way, its tail pendulating in the wind. "Fuck the current state of things," it cried. "EYANDA!" responded the marchers. The mayor was impressed. "But what is it you're protesting," he asked. The duck barked and the marchers used their signs to beat the mayor to pulp. A young nerd scoured the internet as two marchers strode by carrying a large "EYANDA" banner. "Is it like an African word or something," the nerd queried. "EYANDA! EYANDA! EYANDA!" the marchers screamed, strangling the geek blue with the banner and marching onward.