Story #11

The spaceship meowed. It didn't want to dock at Spacebase 69. "I don't like the way their engineers handle me," it thought. "The future is too horny for this space cat." The ship turned around and shot full speed into the nearest sun. A full complement of 128 people on board were all instantly incinerated. The funerals will be held tomorrow on the purple fields of Keylar III.