Story #28

Phoney Baloney left the salon and headed for the saloon sporting a $40 haircut. He sat down at the bar, bought a forty and started chugging. Nilly Willy the bartender shook his head in disgust. Phoney caught wind of this disapproval, "Fuck y'all!" He started crying, smashed the bottle against the bar and fell from stool onto his ass. He began speaking in a British Accent. "Sorry, chaps, I've been a bit bugger in the head today, I think this shampoo is the culprit." Nilly only nodded his head. Part of him felt sorry, part of him eyed the shotgun under the bar.