Story #102

"W... X... Y..." said the young girl. Her teacher nodded along with each letter spoken. Thinking hard about what was suppose to come next, she smiled when it came to her and finished, "Z and ampersand!" The teacher nodded, then shrieked. "What did you say," he asked the girl. The child looked up at him accusingly. "You heard me," she said. The teacher laughed maniacally. "Wouldn't that just be one 'and' then," he asked her. She grinned. "Ah, shit. You got me." And the young girl imploded. The teacher nodded his head and told the class to get out their math books.