Story #77

I don't like the mall. It sc-sc-scares me! All those windows. All those railings. Too safe. Too fucking safe. Get this. They even have security guards there. I tried to blow up my local mall once. I bought ad space on late night public access television and announced a huge sale on designer lampshades. Got the whole town to show up in one great mass, but I was trigger happy and set off the bomb early. I had placed it in the crappier of the two frozen yogurt stands, the one that smells of Pine-Sol. I only killed the manager. Pitiful.