Story #86

"Time for bed," said the Sun. "YAY!!!" said the People, scurrying to and fro and lining up around the equator. "Phew," thought the Planet, "About time the little shits took a break from fighting and fucking." The People stood in silence as the Sun passed them one by one, making sure they were in their pajamas and had brushed their teeth. Satisfied with the People's effort, the Sun turned itself off. The People proceeded to pair off and went to their houses to sleep in separate beds. "Maybe when we're older," the People thought, "We'll earn the right to sleep together."