Story #44

I've done it. I've created the Next Big Thing. It's gonna be HUGE. Course I gotta keep it a secret until this year's annual Exploit Your Idea For Fame & Fortune Festival (E.Y.I.F.F&F.F. #23 FTW, Yo!). That's when I can unveil the Next Big Thing to a unsuspecting public and blow their minds. They'll call me a genius, throw everything and the kitchen sink at me. I'll smile as my teeth absorb it all in, straight to my ego. It's gonna be fucking great. Not like last year. I'll get more than fifteen minutes this time. I can't lose.