Story #60

Shannon was skeptical. "This water tastes... fishy," she said to the department head. The head laughed. "I assure you, Ms. Cannon, New York City's water is supreme in quality and purity. "Bullshit," cried the tiny shellfish microorganisms swimming in the bottle of H2O he was holding. "Shh," he told them. "What was that," Shannon asked. "Nothing," the department head responded.