Story #82

The boys all piled around the TV. More and more of them came pouring through the door, through the windows, through the chimney and through gaping holes in the floorboards from underground tunnels they dug. Soon the entire living room was wall to wall flesh and appendages. Forty of the guys accidentally lost their anal virginity to roving fingers and toes. "Shh," yelled the house's owner, "It's starting." The TV announced that this year's broadcast of the Super Bowl would air commercial free. The house exploded.