Story #46

"Meh," said the skydiver, diving with no pack on. He landed on a grieving widow standing over her husband's grave. "My bad," said the skydiver. "Meh," replied the widow, taking out a gun and shooting her heart. Missing her body completely, the bullet ricocheted off a priest mutilating his genitals with scissors and embedded itself into a drunkard in mid-fall from the skyscraper he had leapt off. "Oops," said the bullet. "Meh," said the drunkard as he hit the ground. A janitor saw the whole thing. "Meh," he said, downing an entire bottle of chemical cleaner and stepping inside for a cigarette.