Story #78

This Jerk has a Jean Jacket Jalopy. He drove it here, he drove it there. He drove it to work, that fucking Jerk. Denim was so eighty years ago. He still sports a bushy mustache too. Next thing you know, he'll be asking his wife to get a breast reduction. Her tits are fine the way god made them. Leave her be. That Jerk had a Jean Jacket Jalopy. He drove it loose, he drove it stiff, I cut his brake lines and he went over a cliff. Fuck you, Jerk!