Story #52

There has to be an easier way. I mean, it was easy enough breaking into this guys house, hacking off the top of his head with my machete and devouring his brains while he's still alive, but it's too damned messy. I'm getting blood and tissue all over my recently manicured hands. I guess it just comes with the territory... Huh? What? Oh, wow! That's such a great idea. "Use a spoon". So simple. I can't believe I didn't think of it before. Thank you for your help. By the way, your brains are absolutely delicious!