Story #75

Two left feet were walking down the street looking for some action. They found a breast down on the corner turning tricks. She was asking too much for just a striptease so they kept walking. They decided to get massages from a hand that offered a happy ending involving nail clippers and a bottle of Gold Bond powder. They swore to each other they'd never confess to their respective right feet their infidelity. What happens in the body stays in the body.